10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo