10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."