10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'