10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.