10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers