10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.