10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• It's Free To Fold...
• "No river, no fish."
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe