10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.