10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels