10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Welcome to kicker school
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.