10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.