10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.