10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.