10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.