10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Welcome to kicker school
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth