10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls