10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers