10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio