10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.