10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "No river, no fish."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson