10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Fold and live to fold again
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Fook the floosh droo!