10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.