10 Random Poker Quotes

All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
"Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
"Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
"I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown