10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson