10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Fold and live to fold again
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "No river, no fish."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss