10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe