10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim