10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05