10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• It's Free To Fold...
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Fold and live to fold again