10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"