10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls