10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet