10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet