10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier