10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.