10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Fold and live to fold again
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.