10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs