10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright