10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."