10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)