10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "No river, no fish."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword