10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth