10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Poker is for loners.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it