10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak