10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986