10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker is for loners.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"