10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson