10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.