10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.