10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.